homerjaypug:

Getting shipped to the moon.

dragonlakirsche:

gerard-you-little-shit:

superherotimelorddetective:

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF

How the fuck have I lived 26 years and not heard this joke…

punksy:

troubled artist in paris who lives in a semi shoddy apartment and fucks people on the weekends

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

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Questionwhat does puta mean? Answer

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

franryott:

I actually can’t cope with this

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