Getting shipped to the moon.
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
How the fuck have I lived 26 years and not heard this joke…
troubled artist in paris who lives in a semi shoddy apartment and fucks people on the weekends
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and kiss your … (345,000 notes)
It means companion or best friend :)